The Rules of Eating

One of the many reasons I'm called "quirky" 

I give you The Rules of Eating

I'm sure there are more, these are just a few that have come to me the last couple of days.

1. Burgers must be centered. If the patty, lettuce & tomatoe are even slightly off center, the whole thing must be taken apart and re-assembled evenly.

2. Hot dogs must be eaten from both ends.

3. The last bite of a sandwich must not have crust.

4. A spoon must remain in the cup of coffee, hot chocolate or tea for continual stirring as drinking.

5. Crumbs must be eaten first from a bag of potato chips and the whole ones left for last.

6. All meat must be cut into bite size pieces.

7. Food must be eaten simultaneously. No eating the rice first then the chicken. It must be mixed.

8. If there are two bites of steak leftover, just enough mashed potatoes must be added to the plate to finish the meal.

9. Pop is better flat.

10. No meal is complete without dessert.